May 7, 2026

Why is it we never go to the Blooming Rose for anything nice? Hawke and Isabela execute their cunning plan, tricking Velasco into believing that Hawke has betrayed their salty friend. Isabela leaves a trail for Hawke to follow, all the way to the Docks. Why is Castillon in Kirkwall? How can Isabela get what she wants...

Apr 23, 2026

Time to do something about those complaints Cullen heard about Aveline. Aveline is, of course, highly offended so she suggests we observe her husband’s patrol and see just how coddled he is. Donnic turns out to be chin deep in bandits and having the time of his life. Cullen’s response to this is utter...

Apr 9, 2026

Bartrand’s old hightown estate is giving the new owners a hard time, what with the disembodied voices and furniture levitating. Varric recruits his favorite problem solver to search the house for any relics Bartrand may have left behind that would explain the haunting. After a thoroughly spooky investigation, Varric...

Mar 26, 2026

Are there two companions more diametrically opposed than Fenris and Anders? Fenris, traumatized by mages. Anders, devoted to a mage revolution. In this episode we delve into the companion quests for both of our broody boys. Fenris arranges a meeting with his long lost sister only to be overwhelmed by the suspicion that...

Mar 12, 2026

Merrill can’t fix her mirror without some extradimensional help. She needs to see the demon that started her journey in the first place, back at Sundermount. But the demon is no longer in his prison of stone–instead, Keeper Marethari has a surprise for her wayward student. Can the Dalish clan survive Merrill’s...